I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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