guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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