I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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