I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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