I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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