We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
The power of my boobs compel you
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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