Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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