people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it's like heaven, but drunker
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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