spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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