i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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