I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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