I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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