my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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