I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
