is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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