I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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