Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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