He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
