Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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Douchebg
And a special pen...
Eighty Eight
the number of times girls have laughed at your baby carrot dick
Number of times his "Uncle" signed "Daddy" on his ass, in jizz
...after he violated his balloon nazi.
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