everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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