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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Shame - the story of my life.
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