and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize