dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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