i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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