you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i dont even know how to be here
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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