Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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