no, he came in my armpit
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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