i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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