Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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