Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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