this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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