stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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