At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So much Jack, so little girl.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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