Sponge bath it is.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
