i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just blew my weed a kiss
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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