no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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