I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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