you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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