we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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