Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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