Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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