I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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