i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Panties = found
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize