Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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