At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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