Nicole vs. Life
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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