I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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