Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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