After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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