just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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