butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
