yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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