I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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