Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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