just tell him i said nine months
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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