how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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